LGITH BULB!! Bling bling!

Here's a cool idea for suicide bombers: Just before you're about to detonate yourself, start clutching at your stomach and say, "Man oh man, I've been eating way too much junk food lately!" And then, kaboom! ...I like pink!

I think our toes are uper sexy, and I still know how to knock you unconscious alright!?

Fetching Thursdays

So who says sexy men can't have a place in fetching days? lets not be sexist now.

alright all you homos, don't even try to pretend your not gay when you see this. his boobs turn me on! Praise the lord for his wonderful creation! AMEN!?

on a lighter note...

oh yeah, wishing you all a lucky valentines day with lots of ugly people in your beds (myself not included)

now whoever wishes to be my valentine....raise your hand.

Deep thoughts

I think a good way to get free cheese would be to suddenly jump up in a crowded movie theatre and yell really loudly, "Hey, could somebody give me some free cheese?" That way, they'd probably want to give you as much as they could, just to shut you up. You'd have to be careful though, in case they decided to kill you instead.

Fetching Tuesdays

Jacintha in the bahama's..bet you cant wait to see that in a bikini PTL!