Once upon a time

OK it's final! When I grow I am going to be a make-up artist...tell me if this isnt beautiful!

Continuing on a lighter note....Yesterday we learnt how babies are made PTL!
1: one day your mommy and your daddy mated:
fortunatley we dont have a pic of that fatefull day so yeah i suppose you'll have to wait till you have babies.----->

2: some time later a your mother probably went to the hospital
and something came out of her....(see below) now contrary to what your little perverted minds might be thinking...that long red line is NOT a very big peenie but its an umbelical chord, this sustained the baby during his days in the mothers stomach.

3: what came out of your mother might have looked something like (SEE BABY)

or it may have looked something like this(SEE POOP)
as I said...not all babies make it :(
anyway soon the baby will grow up and will most probably be sent to the old folks home where sweet people will sing songs to it! Nice huh? ..........And then it will die.

HAVE A NICE DAY!